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Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.
Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!
Papa tan tan is a guy with the gerthious dick it rips people appart from the inside he's a daddy to all and a really big influence when it comes to weed he beats women but that makes women cum like crazy we all love a papa tan tan
My dream guy needs to be like papa tan tan
The most evil race I've come across in my entire life. Backstabbing, drama obsessed, guilt tripping bastards. Not all of them tho
Person 1: You see Sofia over there? She seems pretty upset maybe we should go talk to her.
Person 2: Don't talk to her, shes a Slightly-tanned white girl, I saw her cry over a fucking cupcake.
When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green
Fake Tan problem is Also known as an Amber!
The tan you get when in Europe for summer. That deep, dark, golden tan only achievable in Europe.
Wow, you’re so tanned, it’s The Euro Tan.
When you have sex for hours and burn the tip of your shaft tan
I banged that prostitute so long last night I got a tan tip.