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When you Rub Rub on your pp and white sticky stuff comes out
Me: *rubs rubs*
Penis: *Creates penis cum*
That pungent smell that reminds one, of the smell on a woman’s breath after sucking cock after cock!
Or one of those weirdos who love hiding under the bed waiting for the droplets of cum to drip of the sheets.
Hey victor did you smell sally’s breath!
”sure did curly and just smelt like cum breath!
Or ryan did you get caught again by Ian hiding under the bed.
Example 1
Hey victor did you smell sally’s breath!
”sure did curly and just smelt like cum breath!
Example 2
Or ryan did you get caught again by Ian hiding under the bed.
Typical of situations wherein one is not attracted to a person physically or emotionally, but still partakes in a sexual act due to lust. Upon climax, when the hormonal impulse has been satisfied, one feels an overwhelming feeling of disgust and shame. Cum horror is often followed by post-sexual fugue.
Yeah we had sex, but I got a bad case of cum horror. I wanted to throw-up, so I just went to sleep hoping he wouldn't be there when I woke up.
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Cum bomb, when you dont shoot your load for a couple weeks and then you finally bust you nut on some fine hoe's face in a massive amount
how many guys have done this released a huge cum bomb :D
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The solid state of cum; occurs some time after ejaculation when the cum becomes dry and flakey if left on some surface or in an orifice.
Later that day, after getting fucked in the ass, Jeanine saw some cum dust on her leg.
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A sock you store your cum in WARNING: DON'T LET MOM FIND YOUR CUM SOCK KEEP IT HIDDEN UNDER YOUR BED VERY IMPORTANT EMPTY YOUR CUM IN THE SOCK EVERY 3-4 WEEKS IN YOUR CUM JAR
Guy1: I have a massive collection of Cum Socks
Guy2: WTF THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
Guy1: Do you got a problem with me cumming in my socks???
Guy2: YES I DO I WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND POP YOU WITH MY GLOCK
Guy1: Okay whatever nazi
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the most vulnerable and exceptional expression that you will ever see on a persons face
Dude, she was the hottest girl that I have ever been with but man, her cum face was crazy. She looked like someone stuck a fire extiguisher up her butt and turned it on full blast.
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