october 20

send nudes no matter what OR any female has to give u a hand or blow job

it’s oct 20? well come over then so i can give u a blow job. october 20 is a day to send nudes and suck penis

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Exit 20

Mailing Address:
__Your Name___
Exit 20, God's Country
Planet Earth, The Universe
B4D 4S5

"how do i send you some snail mail kind sir?"
"...look it up bitch... it's Exit 20"

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Highsight is 4/20

Phrase used to describe the fact that it is easy for one to be knowledgable about an event after it has happened and the high has worn off.

IE: An individual has a realization about the event that should have been obvious all along, yet they didn't catch on because they were too high.

From the future, when the high wears off, we can look back and see what we could not see when we were in the past because we were too high.

Also allows one to learn from their mistakes.

After looking back on the situation, Mikey realized that ordering 20 unicorn onesies was a decision he made because he was very high.

Mikey: "Sarah, why did you let me order 20 unicorn onesies yesterday without even trying to stop me?”

Sarah: "Highsight is 4/20, Mikey, learn from your mistakes."

20-minute lull

The phase in any conversation, usually occurring every 20 minutes or so, where the conversation gets quiet and no one really knows what to say. This is the point in the conversation where everyone involved will be desperately fishing for topics and might take up talking about the weather.

"So.... how about that... err... I don't know what to say."
"Me either... we must've hit the 20-minute lull."

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4:20

All those stories about beaners starting it up in the 70's or whatever is not true.

It is really the anniversary of The Columbine High Shooting in 4/20/99
The two kids that shot up the school were both Neo-Nazis and decided to do it on Adolf Hitler's Birthday, Which is 4/20

Then some kid thought it would be cool to make it weed day or whatever.
its also Carmen Electra's Birthday.

"Those kids were smokin at 4:20 in the afternoon."

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20 minute rule

After a guy finishes it takes him 20 minutes to get it up again.

Jess: "Is the 20 minute rule up yet?"
Josh: "No."

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20 April 2069

National Barney Stinson day

Wear a suit, If you don’t, you will get slapped

It doesn’t count if you wear a blazer , you HAVE to wear a suit on 20 April 2069 *Slap*

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