#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

36/5

Like its 24/7 but much better

I want my clothes 36/5 breathable

Art 5

An art class that is impossible to get into unless you have sick-nasty talent, and you have an incredible portfolio.

Hay: I wish i could join Art 5, but i can't. Sadd.
Brit: Well, why can't you.
Hay: Because i am not very good at art and my portfolio is not good enough... plus it is impossible to get into.
Brit: But, I'm in it.
Hay: Thats because you have a good portfolio.
Brit: Oh. Ha. You were right. I am wrong.

Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia

I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.

the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

sky 5

The ‘high’ range is Clouds 1-10, and then you have Skies 1-5. If you say you’re on cloud 1, you’re barely feeling the bud. When you’re on sky 5, you’re so fucking stoned that you’re astral projecting.

*hits blunt* “Bro you feeling it?”
-“Yeah man, I’m on Sky 5 right now bro.”

August 5

National use a cheesy pick up line day

“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”

“That was awful”

“Well it is August 5th”