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Future ex girlfriend

Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!

A few days later . . .

Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).

by Bessie Lou November 6, 2009

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Work boyfriend/girlfriend

A flirtatious relationship that doesn’t leave the workplace; Commonly found in restaurants.

My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!

I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!

by Loc0Gring0 January 12, 2022

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slit-wrist girlfriend

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.

I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

by arkansasPlumber December 5, 2007

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my hot girlfriend

my girlfriend, who always says she’s not hot but is actually impossibly hot. ily baby.

My girlfriend: i am the opposite of hot- so if you have another gf who’s hot, put them up there

Me: No. You’re my hot girlfriend.

by jdimey June 23, 2021


The best girlfriend ever

The one that can always cheer you up,the one that makes you happy,the one that can your day around,the one that loves you for who you are,and she makes a good Stromboli.

Wow Becca is the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much!

by Daddy banana May 1, 2018

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Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits

When you and him/her are practically exclusive and fucking however there's no labels. You consider yourself not single but not in a relationship however you have your eyes only on a particular person, where sexual urges happen.

Charles described Brianne and Carson's relationship a Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits because they both are interested in each other but are not ready to commit to each other yet.

by Hwah Yeah April 3, 2020


Asian oversea girlfriend

One of the most common type of oversea girlfriend, typically nice and pleasant to talk to but over time they will start mentioning many things that is stereotypical of every oversea girlfriend, these include :

Telling you to give her some present or sending her money because of some """""""emergency""""""".

Mentioning marriage 10000 times and telling you that you would be a great husband.

Getting mad if you tell them that you can't give her any present or money.

Person 1 : is Ryan dating an Asian oversea girlfriend ?
Person 2: Yeah he did, and he have been spending 1000 dollar on her due to her Iphone breaking every 5 days
Person 1: suck to be him

by the one who spout the truth June 28, 2022