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When you gently brush someone with the back of your hand or foot, then proceed to forcibly brush someone with the palm of your hand or foot. This is normally performed by the hand to the face. When performed by the foot counts as half a cum jizz. The gods once said to humanity "You go in gently with the cum, then you rain on the JIZZ!"
When Andrew was being a rude pooface, I cum jizzed him super hard.
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More commonly known as the JP, this is the point at which a male simply cannot contain his sperm anymore, and jizzes all over the place.
Girl: "Dont forget to pull out before the jizz point."
Boy: "You mean the JP?"
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The reason why buff ginger men can't have sex, and also why masturbation becomes tasty snack time.
Sorry, Kai, I didn't mean to dorito jizz on your TV, I just got hungry.
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Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!
Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
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The odour of previous sexual activity which stops any immediate repeat / alternative partner.
Jake would've been mine if I hadn't been jizz jinxed by Pete earlier.
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To fill your hands with jizz. Then clap your hands to have jizz splatter everywhere.
Man dis girl was jacking me off and her hands were full of jizz. Then she got all excited with the jizz and was clapping her hands. Doing the jizz clap. The after effect was jizz on my bed, carpet, eyes, mouth, her hair, and my walls.
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The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.
Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells terrible
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