muff melter

After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.

"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"

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muff knuckle

Camel toe formed from excessive pubic hair.

Lauren had to go get waxed because she was sick of men staring at her muff knuckle.

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Rough Muff

A rough muff is a vagina that is overgrown with pubes i.e. opposite to a shaven haven

Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff

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Co-muff

whilst engagin in intercourse, namely the doggystyle position, one pulls the girl's hair back to make her close her eyes. this is followed by one's friend running into the room with two blueberry muffins and smashing them on the girl's ears, making them look like earmuffs.

"Hey man, I just bought some blueberry muffins."
-"Co-muff time?"
"Co-muff time!"

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Muff Duck

When one avoids or otherwise escapes from a less than attractive female.

Guy A: My GOD she was ugly and she was trying to make out with me so I muff ducked her.
Guy B: You what?
Guy A: I got the hell out of there.

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back muff

A term commonly used by drunkards meaning rectum

Rick screamed when logan impaled his back muff ravenously

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off muff

a foulness of the crotch. an 'off' day. in need of a shower. a smelly vag.

see also : stank stick

i went to go down on her, but she had off muff. ew.

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