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links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure
link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size
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Restricting a penis for one wank a month.
Guy1: Have you wanked off at all this this month?
Guy2: Nah, I'm on that diet penis.
Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
Friend: what is life?
Me: life, life is like a penis.
Penis; Penis philosophy
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a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity
"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."
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Penis Cancer is cancer for penis
Oh fuck i have penis cancer :(
An over abundance of penis, either through size or sheer numbers
He had excessive penis
an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.
"Super penis saves the day" reports the daily wang.
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