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Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

by Lillykins January 30, 2015


Stoner Boner

1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree

2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you

1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “

by Muñañyo March 4, 2021


Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020


Granny stoner

It is our god

A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.

by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023


Stoners Kiss

the act of lighting a joint with an already lit joint

dude its too windy for my lighter. give me a stoners kiss

by JustAnotherRandomStoner December 6, 2024


Stoner bag

A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.

"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"

by Violet Jones November 2, 2016


stoner trivia

A collection of questions about marijuana arranged in a trivia like game. Usually played right after smoking.

Shawn: You guys coming to stoner trivia at the hookah bar on wednesday

Mark: I already got 2 joints rolled for the ride, man.

by Shawn Parent April 17, 2008