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A catagory of person, usually enjoying industrial music. In some circles refers only to the female of the species, alternately called "Toolbelt Chicks"
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Commonly identified by sporting a "flow" (an extremely stupid hairstyle in which the back hair is allowed to grow freely to the point where it flows back up towards the head before the onset of the much feared mullet), and an offensively colored polo shirt with its collar popped, a hockey tool is perhaps one of the worst breeds of highschool tools. One may find them more frequently in the northeast, with the highest concentration in New England Prep Schools.
Hockey tools have a total disregard for decent people and prefer to prey on the "popular" pretty girls one or two grades below, a perversion whose enormity is amplified by the tools' age, which is usually at least one year greater than everyone else in their grade. Hockey tools also have the uncanny ability to constantly perform poorly in academics, despite their occupation of the easiest classes, and to still get into top colleges and universites.
In sum, hockey tools are a scourge upon the earth and serve as their only purpose to play a sport only Canadians care about and to degrade the moral and social fibers of society
That 20 year old hockey tool is hitting on a freshman!
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Tool tuesday a hoe's third day of the week. Hoes often send nudes with "#tooltuesday".
Also see: wankwensday
John: Carly what day is it ; )
Carly: ummm tuesday. OMG here you go john I forgot tool tuesday
Carly: *snaps nude* #ToolTuesday :P
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a person who upholds Tool (see tool) like qualities to an extreme extent.
stephen: hey you know what we cant be project partners any more but im still gonna use the matirial you came up with to my own advantage.
mo: wow your such a fucking giga tool now when is it that you want me to drive my fist into your anus?
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A Jr. High or younger aged boy who already is growing into the definition of a tool and has tool-ish qualities. He's that popular guy with not much going on for him besides sometimes his body or looks and smooth guy personality, but he'll be that buff guy who plays beer pong all day and most of the time womanizes the ladies. Also known as a tool in training.
"My Jr. High sister is crushing on this guy Joey"
"Joey? Have you seen that kid? He's a tiny tool. Definitely no good for your sister"
That kid with the Justin Bieber hair with all the little girls around him.
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A person who uses someone like a tool
My new calling in life is to be a tool handler
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