Women Bound

Being women bound occurs when one of the boys is in a relationship and is dedicated to being with his gf. It often causes the women bound victim to prioritize his time with his gf and make silly choices like violating bro code, being a half sender and just overall being a lame. Severe cases tend to be caused by the female wearing the pants in the relationship.

"Yo bro you ready for that party tonight herd its gonna be a banger"
"Yeah the whole squad is gonna be there... well except pete"
"Yeah I heard emma didnt want to come so he is staying home too"
"Bummer, being women bound like that must not be very fun"
"Ikr pete should be out sending with the boys"

trans women appreciation day

13th june, day you should appreciate trans women on

hey are you going to appreciate any trans women since its 13th of june aka trans women appreciation day?

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womens periods

Every month after women cut off their penises they bleed for 3 to 10 days and peel off their skin during on after the process. This is called our menstrual cycle, an effect of our reproductive system (i think)

“Hey! Have you peeled this month?”
“Excuse me?”

peel - the body’s way of cleansing a woman's skin.

womens periods

Sawyer Drawing Women

Sawyer draws only conventionally attractive women in all his drawings. He is a terrible person.

I wish I could stop Sawyer Drawing Women

Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

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Pretty Women Love Jesus

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another

The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus