"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.
Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.
One's confidence in their own use of technology. Self-esteem related to technology. Whether one feels intimidated by new technology.
I have trouble switching to a new phone, I have low tech-esteem.
(Pronouned Tek-ditsee) An adjective describing someone who is slow to catch on to any uses of technology.
The tech-ditzy gentleman lifted his mouse in the air and moved it around and around like a play airplane, hoping this would move the cursor on the computer screen.
A Football Fusion tech that retarded new gens use
TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what
Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.
Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.
One who is highly advanced at cyber grooming
"Uncle claims to know nothing about computers, but his criminal record suggests he's Tech Savile"