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Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
The song made by Kate Bush
- Aka creator of Babooshka, Wuthering heights, and many more.
PERSON1: yo have you heard of army dreamers by Kate Bush
PERSON2: oh yeah its all over tiktok in 2024 right
A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.
The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.
When some faggot buys bots on twitter to like and retweet their posts so they just have all these fucking eggs under their tweets.
James bought bots to like and retweet his tweets:
There's an army of eggs under his posts.
A girl who is adventurous and very loyal. She makes the funniest jokes but sometimes could come off as rude.
Loves the company of others but still needs to have time for herself alone. She may look tough on the outside but is actually very sensitive and emotional.
Easily cries to sad movies and empathized deeply with others.
She has her own charm that you can simply love about her. Goal-oriented and is outstanding in organizing ang making up plans.
If you love her then don't let her go cause she's going to be there for you forever.
Guy: Hey, Armie! Want to go out for a drive?
Armie: No, sorry I have boyfriend.
Guy: Oh!
Usually the drippiest, waviest motherfucker in the room. Quiet, but rowdy with people he's comfortable with. Walks around with a quiet swagger. An Armie is a great friend to have around because they are fiercely loyal and they can be quite fun to be around.
That guy on the runway looks like such an Armie!
A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.
They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.