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The powdery cloud (that often dusts you when they target is flying towards you) that results when a sporting clay is fucking blasted to shit by a solid shotgun hit.
This one flies close to you. Make some Alabama talcum powder!
When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.
Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!
Dustin: dude, sweet.
Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!
Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!
When you insert your body into a girl's asshole so your head is the only thing that sticks out.
Bro, I hit Elle up with a Alabama Siamese Twin.
Damn, you lucky.
Having Sex with either your Sister or Cousin, it dont matter. Takin a massive shit where ever the hell you want.
Are you livin the Alabama dream? Damn right I just had sex with my Cousin.
When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this
The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap
When one (who originates from the state of Alabama) assembles those that are in the same family tree, and commits a sexual orgy. These orgies must consist of other sexual innuendos and fantasies such of that as the Alaskan Pipeline, African Goggles, Jersey Meathook, Wisconsin Cheese Wheel, and the Fire Hydrant.
"Dude I just got my sister to join the Alabama Get-together "
"Awesome grandpa!"
"Thanks, lets do one now!"