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American Football - Some believe the name was stolen, this is false. The name Football was derived early in the sports creation when passing was not a part of the game and all that was done was running on the feet, hence the name football. This game is an intense one where you play by the objetives in which there are many ways to real your objectives, mainly physically. Throwing, running, and tackleing are the main actions of the game. This sport requires great mental and physical strength, speed, agility, teamwork, and the ability to keep your cool.
Uneducated Foreigner: football? they stole our name :'(
American Scholor: Incorrect, the name was actually created due to the large amount of running the ball in early football history.
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Someone of mixed African American descent. As in African American/White Or African American/Asian.
Barack Obama is our first Halfrican American president.
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American football is the most mentally involved game in the history of the world.for those who think it just about a bunch of big fatties runnig into each other, try reading a zone defense. players have to remember hundreds off different plays, formations,and what to do on a certain play, depending on what the defense does.in fact, the biggest men on the field,offensive linemen, have to be the smartest players and have the best techniqe.it is a game of leverage and angles.it is the greatest teamsport in the world. in order to have a good team, every body on the team has to be eaqualy important. not only is it mentaly demanding, it is one of the most physically demanding ones too. it is because not only do you need endurance and running ability like soccer, you need strength and agility. if american football players did not wear pads, not only would many people die,but more than the early 1900s when they wore no pads. players are bigger stronger and faster.and even though you wear pads, it is still more painfull than every sport , except rugby,wrestling(not wwf, real stuff)and ufc, or cage fighting,boxing.if you dont agree with me on the physicallity, watch any high schools 2 a a day summer practice.or even better try it.you guys are just mad because it has not only become americas pastime, but americas obsession.and pads make it harder to run too. there is only 25-35 seconds between plays, timeouts are 1-2 minutes long,2 min between quarters, and 10 min half. not 5 mins. between plays like you little bitches said, and im talking to all who undermined football, dont judge it unless you've played the real thing, and you have played it and you still dont like it, you a least respect it.simply said, it is the best sport in the universe!!!!!!!!!
person one:rugby is so much better than "american" pussy football.
person 2:bitch, shut the fuck up
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to be half african american and half another race, or races........including red boneded people (black cherokees, and blacks that mixed with other indians), high yella people (light skinneded african americans)
Qwan~ "Sean and Padraic, yall my 2 favorite Halfrican Americans"
Padraic~"what the hell do you mean"
Qwan~"well your half black and half white, right"
Padraic~"yeah, i guess but i'm black when i get pulled over by the cops"
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Simultaneously farting and ejaculating into a midgets mouth while preforming the National Anthem.
Chase: I'm hungry and nothing is satisfying me, urg.
Sarah: Let me let you in on a little secret, it's called the American Piggybank.
Chase: Will this help my financial situation or the Dow Jones?
Sarah: No, but your country needs you.
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An American investment banker who worked in Wall Street in the 1980's and killed a lot of people.
American Pyscho used a chainsaw to kill one of his victims.
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Some people see it as being against Americans as individual people (like being racist, except against anyone from America).
Others see it as being against the American government or parts of the American government. So technically, an American could be anti-American.
I can't think of an example...
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