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It’s when the ass hole is so clean u could eat a meal off of it. Also eat to fuck bc the asshole is smooth and smelling clean
This fresh asshole feels so good on my cock Janet
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The burden (financial and otherwise) imposed by living in a society in which assholes exist.
Needing locks on doors is a basic example. You step outside, shut the door, realize you locked yourself out and are stuck on the front steps in your bare feet in February. You are paying the asshole tax.
Or, at the airport, having to take off your shoes because someone once thought it was a good idea to try to blow up a plane with a shoe and someone else thought making everyone in their world take of their shoes would prevent that from ever happening again. The inconvenience is a small asshole tax. If you pick up a foot fungus from walking barefoot or sock-footed where thousands of others have, you're paying a bigger asshole tax.
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An asshole-idiot is a sub species of human beings that by appearance and action just don't deserve to be alive or reproduce. Upon observation, the asshole-idiot makes one question if there is a God, and if so, why the hell did he make this person? Closely related to the douche-bag.
"Wow, that guys got three teeth, overalls, and drives a BWM, what an asshole-idiot"
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A type of Fuckboy commonly referred to teenage boy who wears khakis, Hollister, and has over 20 pairs of sneakers. Commonly found working at fastfood restaurants, and has a secret obsession with Pokemon.
You're such a twink asshole!
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when a guy is trying to pork you up the ass but cant find your ass because the hair is as thick as a jungle
Dude Ray was about to pork Colekerby up the ass but cole had a gorilla asshole!!
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Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
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Variant - Something to prevent anal rape.
Inmate 1: You gonn' get ass raped!
Inmate 2: Quite untrue good sir, I happen to have fastened my soap to a lengthy cord, allowing for easy retrieval in the case of dropping it in the showers. I call it... Asshole Insurance
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