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An asshole-idiot is a sub species of human beings that by appearance and action just don't deserve to be alive or reproduce. Upon observation, the asshole-idiot makes one question if there is a God, and if so, why the hell did he make this person? Closely related to the douche-bag.
"Wow, that guys got three teeth, overalls, and drives a BWM, what an asshole-idiot"
A type of Fuckboy commonly referred to teenage boy who wears khakis, Hollister, and has over 20 pairs of sneakers. Commonly found working at fastfood restaurants, and has a secret obsession with Pokemon.
You're such a twink asshole!
It’s when the ass hole is so clean u could eat a meal off of it. Also eat to fuck bc the asshole is smooth and smelling clean
This fresh asshole feels so good on my cock Janet
when a guy is trying to pork you up the ass but cant find your ass because the hair is as thick as a jungle
Dude Ray was about to pork Colekerby up the ass but cole had a gorilla asshole!!
Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
Variant - Something to prevent anal rape.
Inmate 1: You gonn' get ass raped!
Inmate 2: Quite untrue good sir, I happen to have fastened my soap to a lengthy cord, allowing for easy retrieval in the case of dropping it in the showers. I call it... Asshole Insurance
also, that person that refuses to reply, or does so so long after the intial msg that the original sender is totally clueless of what is going on.
AIM007(5:19:11 PM): sup
Aolahole is away at 7:59:46 PM.
AIM007(5:19:11 PM): hey did you see "Anchorman"?
Aolahole (7:59:46 PM): LOl yeah! "I love... lamp."