To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.
Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"
James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools
A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.
Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.
During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.
Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.
When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.
Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"
Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road
Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits
Jill: dont end up in the grave
Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.
The bagel bandits are back from the service.