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Teabag Bandit

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"

James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"

by secretsquirrel2 July 30, 2014


London Bandit

Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools

Dylan is a London bandit

by Lauren is sexy April 16, 2020


one finger bandit

A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.

Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.

by Fratton November 25, 2013


Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021


Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022


splash some bandits

Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road

Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits

Jill: dont end up in the grave

by s(he) s(hits) (her)self November 27, 2023


Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 3, 2023