based hub

evil crazy bad insane killing murder psycho schizo suicide agony pain suffering torture blood

"based hub" "yeah" "same"

Base slut

A base slut is someone that plays the bases alot. I.e. 1st base making out. 2nd base more advanced making out. 3rd base Oral sex. And a homeplate (homerun) being sexual intercourse

Man, that Aiisha, she a base slut she on 3rd base every nite with a different guy.

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Base Up

To 'Base Up' refers to one of three things.

1. The application of hand sanitizer (from the base to the tip, hence the name) to ones genitals before or after a particularly questionable bout of intercourse (though a post-coital 'base up' is less likely to result in unwelcome friction).

2. In reference to the sexual encounter itself, whereby you engage in risky business and will likely require the application of 'Base Up' in the near future.

3. As a noun referring to the sanitiser itself.

"I didn't use a condom, better base up"
"Should we base up before going to the clubs?"
"Who used all the base up?"

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107th base

When you are with your 300+lbs ex girlfriend, who was thin when you were together, in the back of your car, outside of the college you both attend, and she decides to show you some new tricks she learned from your brother. After she rocks your world, and the back of your car, you pull out, spray jiz all in her hair, then laugh wile driving away. About ten minutes later, you realize you forgot to kick her out of the car first, so you pull over, leave her on the side of the road, and throw bus fair out the window for her, wile yelling "that's for smiling".

Person 1, "Hey, dude, yesterday I got to 107th base."
Person 2, "Really, I don't believe you"
Fat ex Girlfriend, "Yeah, I still havn't gotten it all out of my hair"

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13th Base

When you have sex with an animal and a person at the same time.

"Dude, that weird dude next door got to 13th base last night."

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2nd Base

A male fingering a female, or a female giving a male a hand job.

We went to 2nd Base, give and get.

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17th base

Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.

If one or more of the participating parents is dead and
requires exhumation before participating then 17th base
becomes: 103453rd base,103454th base,103455th base,103456th base,103457th base,103458th base,103459th base,103460th base,103461st base,103462nd base,103463rd base,103464th base,103465th base,103466th base,103457th base depending on the combination exhumed and then group
fucked with.

Me: "While I was at grandma's place she suggested we spice things up a bit and move from boring old 3rd base to full on 17th base."
Friend: "Dude, isn't that pretty far out even for you?"
Me: "Yeah but at least they are all alive, you know."

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