Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

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beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love

dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!

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Pulling the Beef

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

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Beef weasel

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer

Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!

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chief beef

issue of main concern regarding a given subject

My chief beef about "Black Swan"? I don't know how it relates to the immigrant experience.

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hot beef

Usually occurs in over crowded areas or while waiting on lines, it is when a man comes in close contact with another man from behind. Looks like 2 gay men butt fucking.

After Jeffo got hot beefed at the Yankee parade, he became the Hot Beef King of New York!!!

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Beef Fizz

A retro drink, typically made by adding a carbonated beverage (such as ginger ale or seltzer) to beef broth. Sometimes sugar or lemon is used, as well.

Beef Fizz

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