Alaskan Bing Bong

When a male takes a womans head, rubs his penis all over it, and jizzes down her shirt. He then procedes to force her to give him oral sex.

Dude a had an alaskan bing bong last night!

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Katrina-bong rip

when you take a bong rip so large that it reminds you of the Katrina-hurricane. Also when the pipe gets stuck in the bowl.

yo that was such a swag katrina-bong rip that just happened

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dutch bong rip

When you suck a fart our of your partners ass

Dude I did a Dutch bong rip with my girl last night. Best orgasm I've ever had.

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Fresh off the Bong

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

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bong water tea

revolutionary tea containing used bongwater invented at Brown St Newcastle Australia. Allows people that cant smoke to get stoned, wihout needing to shell out for any weed.

"Hey Huw, dirnk this bong water tea I made."
"OK."
"How does it taste?"
"Great!"
"Are you stoned?"
"Ahh.. Yeah!"

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hitting the bong on the daily

When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.

L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?

T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.

L: damn, u a nasty bitch.

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Bing-bang-bong

An incorrect way to describe raucous sexual activity, usually anal. It's commenly used by foreigners, namely those from Khazakstan.

"Please, you can come stay my house, eat my food, and make bing-bang-bong in anoose of my brother."

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