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It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."
Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"
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A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.
Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements
He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.
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A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.
On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.
Receiving a hefty dose of anal sex upon waking.
Barack Obama served South Side breakfast to Michelle this morning.
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While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.
Well...all the others are totally stupid!
I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny
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To deeply penetrate someone's anus.
Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.
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