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Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.

Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."

by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024


brian hong

A future Korean Basketball League 2x MVP that never makes it into the NBA.

Brian Hong not good enough to be in the NBA

by Brian Hong August 28, 2017


Brian Darling

Anti Marijuana, Member of the Heritage Foundation, listening to him makes people dumber he is hypocritic and fits in with everyone involved in the goverment.

Did you see that video of Brian Darling on Youtube trying to stand up for the prophition of cannabis? I couldn't watch it he was pathetic.

by MakeAChange420 February 4, 2011


brian jeon

Brian Jeon is a man. A man of pure beauty. A man of massive elephant cock. A man of non-stinky toenail clippings. When I make love to him, his juicy cock throbs against my belly button. Shi turn me on hella ngl. Not only that, but when he bends over and takes it in the ass, his juicy booty be bouncing hella. Bro might have a BBL ngl but I can't tell. The only downside is that he sometimes has the occasional dingleberry stuck between his cheeks, but it looks like mini M&M's so I be munching my dessert. Brian Jeon. Sexually assault me.

OHHHH FUCKKKK BRIAN JEON MY ASSSS!

by Brian_Jeon's_Lover_69_XO_8==D~ December 4, 2024


brian waszczyk

BEST GYM TEACHER IN THE WORLD

Brian waszczyk is the best gym teacher in the world

by CATILINI March 14, 2018


tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017


Brian Fries

a stupid fucking cunt

Wow, I need you to stop talking because you’re brian fries.

by dat bitchhhhhh February 15, 2018