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The art of discretely withdrawing your penis right before ejaculation to allow the semen load to accumulate in the belly button of you partner. The immediate slumber following coitus allows the cum drop to harden so that you can feed it to her when she awakens. The sweet sensation of California salty semen will eliminate the skanky ass breath of your partner and create a sensation of sweet ocean air.
Oh Darlene... your breath smells like s fucking outhouse. Let me flick a California Cum Drop from your navel and help you out
A garage whose purpose is to throw party's in it.
Derived from the Californian tradition of cleaning out a garage for the soul purpose of throwing parties. This allows underage kids to drink and provide a safe place to get high.
Man 1: Lets Go Hit The Clubs
Man 2: We can't Joe isn't 21 yet
Man 1: Fuck, well Jose has a California Party Room, lets crash it.
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When you are playing PvZ heroes and your opponent rolls a 3, 2, and a 3 on with their block meter immediately after blocking the turn before.
What the heck! He rolled a California Roll and blocked two turns in a row.
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The assumed lyrics to the line "get up on your feet, tear down the wall," in Persona 4's opening theme, "Pursue My True Self." A perfect example of how difficult it is to translate "Engrish."
Lance: Hey, you're playing Persona 4? Oh, I love that one song, "California Potato Power."
David: It's called "Pursue My True Self", dumb-ass.
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Only drinking and smoking weed without hard drugs
Person 2: “want to snort coke?”
Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”
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lot of nuts in california. frutes are in bay area, geeks are in San Jose.
Wow its hard to soar with the Eagles when you work with california nuts, frutes and turkeys.
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When you have a fruit-rollup on your dick and a girl gives you head.
-Antony
She gave me a California sweet stick yesterday.
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