Stoned-Call

Calling random people while the effects of marijuana lingers in your body. Also calling people because your really f*cking high.

Bob: Dawwg, I'm stoned as f*ck right now.
Joe: Dude man. What do you wanna do?
Bob: I got the best sh*t ever. Lets stoned-call Sally.
Joe: Alright man! Let's stoned call that chick man.

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captain's call

Extraneous exercise of authority. An independent decision made, usually by a junior member of management with minimal input from line staff and even less influence by executive directive. Such decisions are often unpopular and counter productive, although they can on rare occasion be beneficial to the organization.

Employee #1: Hey, what happened to casual Fridays? I was looking forward to dressing down for a day.
Employee #2: Cancelled, business attire required.
Employee #3: But why? We've always had designated dress down days.
Employee #4: I don't know girl, ask your supervisor. He made the call.
Employee #5: Yeah right- a captain's call.

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Call of duty

The world's greatest contraceptive

The protection of abstenance: 100%
The protection of Call of duty: INFINITE

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Booty calls

A take on the common phrase "Duty calls".
This phrase is to be said when one is about to bail on their current activity with present company because they have received a "Call of booty".

Caitlin where are you going we just got into the club?

Sorry guys! BOOTY CALLS!

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bird call

the call one makes when he has/wants crack or cocaine

The cops don't understand why they hear so many bird calls in my hood, cuz they never see any birds. Brrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrr

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Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.

How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.

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Booty Call

A call made when you need a bit of pleasure if you're bored.

Diego: (dials phone)
Jordan: Hello?
Diego: Hey Jordan, wanna come over for some fun?
Jordan: Aw, Dieg! You ain't booty calling are ya?
Diego: I'm bored..
Jordan: Aright, I'll be right over.
Diego: Awesome :D
(Afterwards)
Jordan: Well that was fun. See ya later, Dieg.
Diego: Bye, Jo. You're an awesomee fuck buddy.
Jordan: Whatever, boyfriiend.

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