brain-donor card

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!

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Daddy's credit card

What no rich, spoiled, whiny little 13-year-old brat ever goes to the mall without.

Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.

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oklahoma credit card

A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline.

Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing into her can.

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Race card shark

This is someone who constantly uses race as a grievance to gain attention and power.

That princess is such a race card shark, worth millions but so oppressed!

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Trump Card

In the poker game of American politics, this is the one card whose point value is higher than the cards liberals have played for the past fifty years, whenever they are confronted with a superior argument.

At the end of the second presidential debate, Hillary played the Liberal version of a Royal Flush: the Race, Gender, Homophobia, Xenophobia, and Global Warming Cards. What she didn't count on was the power of the Trump Card.

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Cards Against Humanity

The big, black box.

What are you going to put in there?

"Cards Against Humanity." If you know what I mean.

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pull ya card

Humiliating someone who's fronting, exposing them for the fraud that they are.

"Don't front on me nigga, I'll pull ya card" - Lord Finesse

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