Chicken Funget

First, buy any number of chicken nuggets from any fast food restaurant. Once you have the nuggets, you take them to the bathroom and take all of the insides of the nugget out and eat them. With the remaining shell of the nugget, you wipe it on the filthiest toilet seat, shit and everything. Next, take the nugget and release a fat, warm, creamy load into the nice soft breading and close the rest. Hide this nugget somewhere in the bathroom where no one will find it and come back to it the next week. Now that you have the moldy, cum filled, shit-stained nugget, put it in a mix of another box of nuggets, and give it to a friend.

I'm going to leave a chicken funget for Sarah later
I'm gonna come back tomorrow and grab this chicken funget I left.

Nirvana Chicken

Its when your deep throating a chick, and as your about to cum, you dump a bucket of ice water to make her take all your jizz in her lungs

Dude I'm gonna Nirvana Chicken this bitch, son.

Chicken Sammich

When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.

Mom (watching real housewives of atlanta): DAwniece Go make me a CHICKEN SAMMICH!!!!!

get the chicken

When you going to workout at the gym.

I'm going to go get the chicken real quick.

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chicken tubbing

when you get so fucked up so you jump in the shower to sober up. the shower then turns into a bath. the warm water washes over your body. you become nauseous. you puke up your chicken quesadilla. now you are in a tub of your digested chicken.

“Dude no way - last night Bryan got so fucked up he went chicken tubbing again.”

chicken club

Well shaved male genitalia.

Well you know, girlfriend, he was able enough in bed but I just don't go for that chicken club look. I like my men *hairy*!

chicken college

A university that is known either to be in the middle of nowhere, known to be low income, or known not to educate their students very well.

Dad: "hey son, did you find a college to go to?"
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College