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when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair
mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll
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when a bunch of men cum and shit in a big ball, stick a ton of naked Chinese babes to it, and roll them down the street.
Dude, I could not fall asleep last night because a ton of Chinese steam rollers were rolling down my street.
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Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.
At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.
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a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.
As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.
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Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman
“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”
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When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.
It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.
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Tenderly sodomizing a man with Chinese food with a doughnut located on your dick.
Doug: "So, what did you think of that Sweet Chinese Doughnut?"
Larry: "It made me feel special.....on the inside."
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