puddy chips

The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.

Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!

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chips are down

A situation is getting worse

The chips are down for you at this point for stealling moneyy from your mom

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chode chip

when u thrust your chode at someone hitting them.

that kid over there chode chipped me.

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V-chip

Vicodin, powerful pain killer and fun drug of choice for millions of over-worked moms around the world.

random mom: "the fuckin kids are drivin me crazy today, It took me about 5 V-chips just to make the damn dinner."

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potato chip

Fragile or injury prone. Usually used in describing a talented athlete with a knack for getting hurt at inopportune times. Refers to the brittle nature of the snack food.

Marcus Camby is a good player but he's a potato chip, he hasn't been active for half the games during his career, nursing one injury or another.

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chip code

The last 4 digits of the extended 9-digit zip code.

If someone needs the zip code, they may need the chip code, too.

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kiibo chips

the thing that Walmart will not give us

"Hi its Britney! Do you have any kiibo chips in stock?"

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