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A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!
Guy: So?
Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
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a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall
Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas
Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good
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A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.
A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.
"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
A delightful dairy dessert, sure to tickle the tastebuds and stimulate the senses.
Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.
A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.
1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.
2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.
3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.