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The haircut girls get for their new life in college.
"Oooh I like your college bangs!"
"Thanks, I saw 500 Days of Summer in August and it made me want to look more like Zooey."
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A backpack college is when a student comes home from college every weekendvinstead of staying and partying at your school. This is often confused with a suitcase college which really means a commuter college and the student has no choice but to go home.
Tim-Where is everyone at?
Bill- People are bitches and go home every weekend.
Tim- This is such a backpack college!
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A School full of Collar-popped pink polo wearing trust fund babies that think they are smart...
BC Student: I go to Boston College
Every other Bostonian: No shit...
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Union is a school for the elite who like to get trashed. Just because we're not an Ivy, dont think for a second that were not smarter than you... because we are. We also party harder than you. We kill kegs in frats, get blacked out in bars, and destroy dorm buildings. Greek life rules the school. We go to frats on weekends and bars on Wednesdays. We're the #13 party school in the nation and proud of it. We drive foreign whips (and im not talkin about toyotas) and blow a ton of money on drugs and alcohol every week. We maintain 90% of Schenectady's economy, concider it charity work - your welcome. We go to class just to kill time, and we know deep down everyone wishes they were more like us
Union College is so fratty, and they got so much steez!
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the raspy voice college students often get. Probably due to some combination of alcoholism and lack of sleep
victoria has a college voice
yeah, she sounds like a new york whore
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The best, top ranked college in the Capital Region of New York. Ranked in the top 7% of universities and colleges in the entire country.
The epitome of a work-hard play hard school with the hottest-classiest people.
Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Siena College"
Person 1: *Damnn, I wish I got in there, but instead I'm stuck at fucking UAlbany with a bunch of trashy whores"
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A legitimate, worthwhile journey for your parents who refer to the "college experience" as a rite of passage, a time to grow up, a time to meet new people, and a time to discover your passion. It is also described as "the best time of your life."
Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.
The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.
When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
The college experience is nothing more than high school round 2.
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