When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy
Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke
A word describing how much crusty it is
Her very old smartphone was very crusty dusty musty.
A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.
Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!
the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name
A: Is this the Krusty Krab
B: No this is Patrick
A: Is this the Crusty Crab
B: lmao yes thank you
When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty
“Your crusty foot is so delicious”
“It’s better than KFC”
A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.
“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”
“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”
The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.
Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.