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AKA International 'crying and masturbating' day.
It's Valentines Day, so I'll have a little wank and a little cry.
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An American holiday, that occurs every July 4th.
"Today, we celebrate our Independence day!"-Bill Pullman, Independence Day
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A beautiful song by System of a Down off of their fifth album Hypnotize.Written and sung mostly by lead guitarist Daron Malakian,the song is once again a reference to the Aremenien Genocide.It is NOT an emo song.Anyone who says it is an emo song is just retarded.In fact anyone who says that this song and even SOAD themselves is emo deserves to be shot.
SOAD Fan: i think one of SOAD's best songs is Lonely Day.It's slow but powerful all the same...
Douche:OMG like yhu are such an emo!SOAD are so emo and that song is soooooooo emo!
SOAD Fan: (pulls out gun) That's it...
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Despite the common misconception, POT Day is not a celebration of all things Pot, Marijuana, or Cannabis related. The"POT" in POT Day is actually an acronym standing for "Potentially Offensive T-Shirt" Day. Potentially Offensive T-Shirts qualifying for POT Day include the following.
-Drug References
-Race Jokes
-Sexual References
Stoner 1: Hey man . . . What are you wearing for POT Day?
Stoner 2: I'm actually wearing a shirt with a picture of a angry snowman, rolling a joint. The Shirt is made out of Hemp.
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traditional known as rest day / modernly known as arm day
Are you working out today?
Nahhhh, it's leg day
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The morning when zombies will rise from the dead and feast on the flesh of the living...
Kirk: Hear ye, hear ye, Z day appoaches... Repent sinners...
Sinners: Eh, eh, rick my barrs...
Kirk: Well, fuck off you salad tossers, me and my party are all meeting at Jordans...
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full version is dog days of summer
time in the summer where it is so hot or humid that the dogs go crazy by barking or howling.
wow...it's so hot and the dogs are going crazy, it must be the dog days of summer
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