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When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
“Hey bro, are you ok? You look kinda uncomfortable”
“I’m fine, I just had a date with Jerome”
When a couple of people in possession of juul have sexual relations, preferably while hitting their juul's this is most intimate thing a juul owner can do.
Lisa and John went home for a little juul date. John made sure to bring his condoms and some spare pods.
A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).
Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?
You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.
Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.
Smiling at someone of the opposite gender in the hall way & giving some what seductive winks but never actually taking it any farther than that.
"Are you and john a thing?"
"Na we're just hallway dating "
the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"
black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"
nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"