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butt date

Two men going on a date to explore their gayness.

When the receiver gets grabbed by the defense before he even catches the ball, he yells "interference dude. I don't want to go on a butt date with you."

by Gernblanston77 January 15, 2018


Dating canon

To describe a person or persons who are in a relationship. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Partner

Brenda told her friend Lisa that Aaron was her dating canon and that she would stick to him.
Max told his friend Amanda that he wanted her to be his dating canon.

by KingDoubleC May 10, 2019


juul date

When a couple of people in possession of juul have sexual relations, preferably while hitting their juul's this is most intimate thing a juul owner can do.

Lisa and John went home for a little juul date. John made sure to bring his condoms and some spare pods.

by Low_ki June 1, 2019


Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.

A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."

by smoke muffin June 18, 2021


Date with Jerome

When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it

“Hey bro, are you ok? You look kinda uncomfortable”
I’m fine, I just had a date with Jerome

by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019


Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42

Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!

by The actual JJ March 5, 2022


tech date

Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.

"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."

"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."

by zevg April 3, 2015