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After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.
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An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.
End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.
Female equivalent of blue balling
Omg he's diamond nipping me again - when will I ever get my chance with Professor YouTube
Super cool guy when you get to know him. Seems kinda like a loser but isn't. Always makes everyone laugh even if it is at him.
That guy is such a Tyler Diamond. He seems like an annoying piece of shit but he's actually rly funny.
A man who shouldn’t even be called a Barry anymore….. he’s a lost cause boys. A man who likes to talk a lot of shit, but can’t back it up with his tiny muscles, I believe it’s called little big man syndrome.