don't take no shit

When you really do take shit from people, things, life etc, but you want to seem tough.

I don't take no shit from anything! Somebody say something!!!

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don't cat me

commonly shorted to DCM
used as a response to a negative comment/diss/action against oneself where your cred is being damaged
probably originating with the term "cat" describing someone more hiphoppity hip than yourself who may inadvertently make you look lame, therefore "catting" you.

Tyrone: heard you sharted the other night bro?
Joe: yo don't cat me blud.

Sam: yo where are your straighteners blud
Gregory: (continues listening to biggie/jiving/having intercourse)
Sam: YO stop catting me broseph.

Patrick: wanna start?
Chuck: DCM blud.

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Don't vibe me

If someone is giving off bad vibes and giving you sass, this can be said to get them to back off .

Person A: 'You look like a slug'
Person B: 'Mate, don't vibe me.'

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"Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!"

1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.

2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.

1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.

2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."

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We don't know what we don't know

There are too many unknowns, too many factors that we may not have yet considered. Donald Rumsfeld coined this phrase in response to questions about whether terrorism intelligence collected by government agencies was being shared with all other security agencies.

Q: But seriously, Mr. Secretary, are you confident that all the intelligence gathered has been adequately shared, all the intelligence that Defense and the military has gathered has been adequately shared with other security agencies in the government?

Rumsfeld: Well, of course you don't know what you don't know. All I know is that we get a great deal of intelligence. We see that the individuals responsible for force protection in the United States and elsewhere around the world have it as rapidly as is possible. They then make their judgments as to how they're going to behave with respect to it.
(...)
I feel that we know what we know and we don't know what we don't know.

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don't pull a joey

to make ordinary life...gayer then shit
like to honestly make everybody so uncomfortable that they actually wouldn't mind doing a ugly chick to get away from the situation!!!!

Zach- Lets Bedazzle our pants!
John_ Ummm Zach...don't pull a Joey or we won't let you hang in our group
Andy- I second that
John- Andy get out of here...rule number 4 buddy.

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I don't get it.

Trains failing to understand a sexual joke because of his so called "innocence".

"I don't get it." - trains

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