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An old rich guy who makes people cry through dumb tweets. Most infamously making liberals shed tears over jokes or speeches that offend them.
Virgin libtard:Donald Trump just said that he is a pedo!
Chad Republican: Where did you read that?
Virgin libtard: CNN.
Chad Republican: Oh I see...
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The act of ejaculating on your partner's forehead, then moving their hair over the ejaculate to hold it in place therefore creating a Donald Trump-like comb-over, then yelling "You're Fired!"
My girlfriend hates it when I watch The Apprentice because she knows she will likely get Donald Trumped.
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That fat bloke on the tv that wears the hair of a sweet corn cob
It’s that president Donald Trump
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When an orange and a dumbass had a baby, there's gonna be some consequences...
-A racist idiot
-An orange dumbass (no that's not racist)
Ex.
1: What's your worst nightmare?
2: Being Donald TRUMP-
1: *dies laughing
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The annoying orange, but in real life. The first ever president to be impeached TWICE. And, we cannot forget, that he was the reason that the incident on January 6, 2021. 12:53 P.M- 5:40 P.M
'Bro you know Donald Trump?'
'I think you mean the annoying orange bro.'
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45th president of the United States. Hated on by a bunch of losers who know they can never become anywhere near successful as him. Dude literally has to deal with false accusations from opps everyday praying on his downfall. He did really good things as president that people will never talk about because they hate his ideas. 1. He kept other nations like China, North Korea, Russia in check. Notice how Russia never made any offensives in Ukraine while Trump was president. 2. Trump beefed up our military when Obama kept it restrained and let Islamic caliphates run wild. He drove terrorits out of hiding and wiped a lot of them out and their leaders. 3. He enacted historic tax and regulatory reform that allowed the economy to boom. Those are just a small number of the good things he did as president. Don't be a sheep and do research about people before you label them as racist or fascist.
Me: Donald Trump did great things as president. I wish he was still here our economy sucks.
Friend: No. Trump is racist we don't need a RaCiSt man in the White House
Me: Do research homie
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A big pig who thinks he’s all that and is a white suprematism that is surely going to hell!
Friend: “Ew who’s that ugly prick who smells like shit?!”
Me: “oh that’s just our shitty formal president Donald Trump”
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