How to drink water

Sometimes used as defining, "how do you do this" or being a stupid idiot actually not knowing how to drink water.
Sometimes even used for defining a person, or you is dumb.

"Uh.. How to drink water? So confusing.."
"LOL, He's like, 'uH hOw tO dRiNk wATeR, HA!"

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Water Fountain Drink

raising a drink above your eyes and then opening your mouth and pouring the drink into your mouth.

drinking from a friend's bottle water or can without putting it to your lips. Giving them the curtsy of not giving them your germs but accepting theirs.

Person (1) hey can drink some of your bottled water ? Person (2) no way man ! I don't want your germs all over it. Person (1) it's ok I will water fountain drink.

white gourd drink

It is a drink made from winter melon and sugar as raw materials and cooked into soup for a long time. It has been drunk in Taiwan for a hundred years. In Chinese it is “冬瓜茶”

-What would you like to order?
-I'd like a glass of white gourd drink.

One drink drunk

Someone who has had one drink of an alcoholic beverage and becomes drunk after finishing it

Dang! That person is a one drink drunk type of person!

Anchorman (the drinking game)

The single greatest drinking game in the history of drinking games. The Decathlon of drinking games.

REQUIRES: 2 teams of 5. 1 pitcher. Beer. 10 quarters.
OBJECT: To get fucked up.
GAMEPLAY:

1. Pitcher is filled with beer and placed in the middle of a table between the 2 teams of 5. Teams and players take turns shooting quarters into the pitcher. First team to 5 quarters in wins.

2. Either the winning team selects or the losing team designates an "Anchorman". The losing team must finish the entire pitcher of beer - each player gets one chug, then passes to the next player. The Anchorman goes last, and must finish whatever the 4 other players on his/her team do not drink.
3. "SEND IT BACK": Alternatively, the Anchorman can volunteer to go first - and if the Anchorman chugs the entire pitcher on his/her own, the pitcher is then refilled with beer and is sent back to the other team - who similarly must select/designate an Anchorman and finish the pitcher.
PLAY CONTINUES UNTIL: Everyone is too fucked up to continue or some hot girls arrive and want to play "I never"

Anchorman is the decathlon of drinking games: The game combines quarters skill, chugging ability, tolerance and stamina, and general ballsiness all in one.

Anchorman was the preferred drinking game at Duke University in the early-to-mid 1990's.

Gen Xer: Dude lets play some Anchorman (the drinking game)
Millenial: OK I'll be Ron Burgundy
Gen Xer: No the drinking game not the movie
Millenial: OK we'll drink every time Champ and Brick....
Gen Xer: Forget it, I'll just play by myself - got any Natty Light?
Millenial: Is that a new sour IPA?
(Gen Xer proceeds to kick the Millenial's ass, ties him up with his braided leather belt, then puts on Dave Matthews to chill out...)

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drink my kids

This is when a man wants his girl/wifey/ side chick to open her mouth really wide to drink all his cum or sperm which determine the sex of a child, therefor the woman is drinking his kids!!! Now if he is really freaky he might want you to rum his sperm all over your body and face or play with it with your tongue!!!

Man; are you ready, get down on your knees', yesssss there you go, drink my kids

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frog drinking tea

When something its 'wrong' but non of your business, but you still care or comment about it.

Mostly used on social media with pictures or emojis.

For example:
Susie doesn't look good with her new haircut 🐸☕️ (Frog drinking tea)

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