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The spanish version of Jeff Gann. Most of the time only comes out in clutch situations
"OMG this is a completely different Kronos we see here" *buzzer goes off*
Interviewer: Wow that was just amazing, how did you do it Jeff?
Kronos: Jeff is no more, this is El Jefe *evil grin*
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Typical el sobrante day: dammit Jerry! if these spare tires, beer cans an' whats remaining of that To'yota aint gone from my fron' yard.. ima smack ya!
there must be a damn surplus ah idiots comin round here..
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Someone who is cheap. Usually refers to a small tipper.
Oh great, el cheapo left me 10% on $150 tab. Usually the person is miserable, possibly jealous if the waitress is young and El cheapo is a older woman. Also and most generally applies to men who are cheap (El). Sometimes this can be a foriegner too..
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When you get a girl to blow a line off your dick.
Guy: Hey girl I just grabbed this Peruvian grade shi , wanna do an El Chapo off my Chap?
Girl : Does a bear shit in the woods? Damn right I wanna do an El Chapo!
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A F.U.D. that has the facial features of the Elephant Man.
- Very round face,Looks like the moon w/all those craters(acne scarring),squinty eyes(on account of face eye rolls),a bit too much eye shadow,and gothish
"Sabrina not only looks like one,she is THE Ele-F.u.d."
"Oh my god, I can't believe that ele-F.u.d. would even show her face in public!"
related terms:Elephant man,F.U.D.,F.U.D.Masterflex
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'El Spunko' is the name of a Mexican-era California masked villan and master 'swordsman'. (using 'swordsmen' in the widedest meaning possible), who resides in the quaint, rowing village, of Marlow.
He prowls the night, weapon in his hand, proving himself to be much too cunning and foxlike for the bumbling authorities to catch.
"A rumour runs in Marlow, a masked bandido dressed in black prowls the night. As discrete as a shadow in the dark, he glides from roof to roof and always emerges where he is not expected.
He is brave and reckless and undoubtedly the best 'swordsman' of the country. His sword... his long, thick sword, he puts it at the service of what he calls justice. People despise him and he remains an outlaw and there a price on his head. Soldiers are unceasingly running after him but on his pumped up testosterone, faster than the wind, he is uncatchable!
His courage and his elegance particularly impress the señoritas who regard him as a true hero. (not suprising, considering the size of his..) However, he often finds himself in a bad position and must use all of his tricks and skills to get out of it, victorious at leaving his mark each time.
Do you know his name?
This bold renegade carves an 'S' with his "blade", with three quick sprays..
an 'S' that stands for... SPUNKO!"
Spotting El Spunko is hard, as he has a nifty invisibility function which he carries around everywere he goes...
if you do spot him though, he wears a black costume with a cape, a small flat-brimmed hat and a black cowl mask that covers the top of the head from eye level up. He also houses the sign on his chest, in a smelly, white, wet-to-the-touch substance.
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Kid: Is that... El Spunko! he's has struck again!
Señoritas: Ooooo, i'm getting...so wet... mmmmmmm.. this El Spunko is quite a man...
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1. Someone who, like his namesake Coolio, wonders what is going on in the kitchen, but does not know what's cookin'.
2. Someone who is AWESOME in all facets of life.
3. Someone who knows that it is not nu metal.
4. Someone who thinks that you are shit at life.
5. Someone who needs a saga.
6. Someone who wishes to know what the saga is......
7. Someone who will leave the party early (again like the namesake)
Similarities are often found between "El Piko" and El Barto of "The Simpsons" fame.
El Piko will, the majority of the time greet you with a loud and cheerful MORNING! and will have lyrics to a metal song to match any occasion.
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