hardboiled eggs

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his sperm count before going on an all week-end bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets Hardboiled Eggs, which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).

Paul hardboiled his eggs, so that on his 3 day fuck fest, he did'nt have to wear a rubber, and therefor, did'nt have to worry about getting Sally and Crystal pregnant.

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Scrambled Eggs

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.

I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.

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scrambled egg

Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".

Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.

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egg whites

Another word for semen. Also used by the rapper Pit Bull in his song Hotel Room Service: "oh, you're the healthy type, well, here goes some egg whites."

Girl 1: Remember that nasty scene from American Pie where she spits his egg whites into the water glass after giving him a BJ? SICK.

Girl 2: Yeah. But I've totally done it.

Girl 1: Yeah, me too. It's actually way more convenient than running to the bathroom to spit it out.

Girl 2: For sure. Gotta have that water glass on the nightstand!

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brain egg

Similar to a "lightbulb moment", a brain egg is when you have an insight--preferably if you aren't trying for insight.

Jimmy Jim Jon: Dude!
Bocefus: What dude, what is it?
Jimmy Jim Jon: I just had a brain egg dude, we don't need explosives we'll just use.....

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Burn an Egg

Burning an Egg means that you just took a nasty smelly poop. One that causes people not to want to enter your household.

Dude, you might want to leave for a few hours im about to burn an egg.

Man I tried frying an egg...thankfully it didn't burn.

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Egg Whore.

A person (Usually female) who has an obsession with eggs. They usually will stroke the egg before they smash it.

John: What is with Annie?
Emma: Oh, she's an egg whore...
John: That explains so much.
Annie (In background): This is a healthy brain, and THIS, is your brain on drugs!!! *Smashes egg with frying pan*

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