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When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.
I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.
Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".
Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.
Another word for semen. Also used by the rapper Pit Bull in his song Hotel Room Service: "oh, you're the healthy type, well, here goes some egg whites."
Girl 1: Remember that nasty scene from American Pie where she spits his egg whites into the water glass after giving him a BJ? SICK.
Girl 2: Yeah. But I've totally done it.
Girl 1: Yeah, me too. It's actually way more convenient than running to the bathroom to spit it out.
Girl 2: For sure. Gotta have that water glass on the nightstand!
Burning an Egg means that you just took a nasty smelly poop. One that causes people not to want to enter your household.
Dude, you might want to leave for a few hours im about to burn an egg.
Man I tried frying an egg...thankfully it didn't burn.
A person (Usually female) who has an obsession with eggs. They usually will stroke the egg before they smash it.
John: What is with Annie?
Emma: Oh, she's an egg whore...
John: That explains so much.
Annie (In background): This is a healthy brain, and THIS, is your brain on drugs!!! *Smashes egg with frying pan*
Similar to a "lightbulb moment", a brain egg is when you have an insight--preferably if you aren't trying for insight.
Jimmy Jim Jon: Dude!
Bocefus: What dude, what is it?
Jimmy Jim Jon: I just had a brain egg dude, we don't need explosives we'll just use.....
Egg in a hole is a traditional Nordic breakfast, it was first made by the Viking tribe Na-Hee-Wae. It's a peice of bread with the centre cut out and the egg is fried in the middle. The Vikings preffered this breakfast due to the ease of eating it. They were able to eat it just like toast or a sandwhich and get enough protien and energy to carry them through battle.
Thor: Must prepare for battle, toast no good.
Bob: Why not have egg in a hole!
Thor: Good idea! I'll put bacon between 2 of them!