A guy that you can not trust no matter what
Jeez, that Eli told my secret to everybody
He has a very large penis (12-18) inches
Damm look at elis he must be packing
That night is fuckable , largest dick in the room. If u know a eli hit that nigga up to fuck
Elis is a person who makes a lot of friends he is very funny to girls and to his boys he loves soccer and is the best cb and the best at skills he makes a lot of money he is not that good looking but he is the perfect friend to have
who is that kid he has a lot of friends that must be a Elis for sure
An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.
Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”
Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”
Is simply a asshole cause 1. he is short 2. his name is Elis and i mean just by seing him you just want to kill him with a sword from king artur the third
man your such a Elis.... i want to kill you
has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.
eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead