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February 15, a day when you should send your former significant other naughty pics or snaps
It's February 15! It's send your ex nudes day!
Any person (usually a stranger) with whom there was a mutual eye fuck, but you're still single.
Bob: Yo, did you see that hot girl just now? She was totally eye fucking me!
John: Yessir. You two are now officially eye exes.
"That dude is such an Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeer!"
National kissing ex day it’s a day that you can kiss your ex even if he or she is not single
U still like your ex kiss him or her if she or he is mad just say it’s a national kissing ex day
Rapper you are no longer working with or on the same side. Hidden from the public. Someone you want the public to think is a girl but an ex partner you secretly hate, compete with, and you are subliminally dissing. Rap media knows but are contractually obligated to lie to you.
Drake: I might charge my ex for a feature; while earlier saying no one appreciates Weezy more than me.
Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...
Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"