Philly fans

Fans of Philadelphia sports teams such as the Eagles (NFL), Phillies (MLB), Flyers (NHL), and 76ers (NBA). Also the worst fans ever, relating to how obnoxious and juvenile they are. They boo the other team more than cheer for their own at games, harass fans of visiting teams, and pick fights. Even though they're credited as some of the most loyal fans (most of this credit goes to Eagles fans), they go as far- and maybe farther- as cheering when former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin was carried off the field on a stretcher when his neck collar-bone was severely injured.

i was at the red sox-phillies game last night, and much of what i heard from the Philly fans was "red sox suck". i barely heard "go phillies".

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fan favorite

poker, to win over the hearts of eight or more dudes at the table.

q: who's your favorite fan favorite?
a: probably noam. even though he's ranked second in the world. wait, i mean farley. yeah, i mean farley.

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Albion fan

Someone who stupidly follows the football team "West Bromwich Albion". These people are normally big-headed and know fuck all about anything they claim to know about. See twat, cunt, arsehole

Look at that twat. Typical fuckin' Albion fan

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chu fan

Repeated requests by an unsolicited salesperson to force the purchase of an unwanted item or service. Otherwise known as a "rape sell".

If one is the unfortunate recipient of a chu fan, they have been "chu fanned".

Chu fan, 吃饭, literally means "eat rice" in Chinese. However, it is more accurately defined as the above.

Heavily-accented salesperson: Buy this!
Person who is walking by: No
Salesperson: No? How about yes!
Person who is walking away briskly: No, go away
Salesperson, following behind vigorously: 50%. Good price! You buy it!
Person, now impatient: No. Go away!!! I hate being chu fanned!
(this continues for another 4 minutes)

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Fan Convention

n. Essentially, a meeting place for those with like interests. Examples of such gatherings include furry, comic book and anime conventions.

Conventions usually require one to register to gain admittance. Attendees might have to wear a badge as proof of payment. Conventions can range from one day to weekends and more, and prices vary in entrance fees.

Features of conventions might include (but not are not restricted to) events such as autograph signing, art sales, marketplaces or 'dealers rooms,' and entertainment (eg: boxing matches, karoake contests, dance contests, movie rooms, etc).

A convention is oftentimes shortened to simply a 'con,' in which case one might state that they are 'going to the con.'

Are you going to the fan convention this weekend with Kritios?

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fake fan

fake fan: a lot of people will get this confused with “bandwagon”.

fake fan is when someone claims to be a day one fan but in reality aren’t.

another definition of “fake fan” is when someone also claims to be a day one/fan in general to a person but are using them for clout.

now you know. so don’t get bandwagon and fake fan confused, they are two separate things!

michelle: i’ve been reaping insert artist/band name since day one!

dave: you’ve been repping insert artist/band name since i told you who they were! you’re a fake fan!

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Fan Boat

V. The act that a person makes after encountering diarrhea and having rapid, uncontrollable flatulence in the presence of others. Can also be used as propulsion while walking. to fart uncontrollably

Brian and I were racing today, luckily I ate tacos last night and was able to fan boat past him.

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