ARC Family

The most loving family ever, everyone's got each others backs and help one another all the time. Sons of Daddy Raven, the Arcs are brahmins by blood and are all intellectuals with an average iq of around 142

Hey are you a member of the Arc Family? Could I get an autograph kyaaaaa!

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Family Jewels

Male or female genitalia.

My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.

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family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

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nuclear family

A family of any size which has most of its sustenance prepared in microwave form, also known as nuked

The Nuclear Family can enjoy their meals in just minutes instead of hours.

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Family Guy

That show that discriminates every race, culture and religion equally.

race culture religion Family Guy

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Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

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Perfect Family

A perfect family is a family that consists of the four of the most beautiful human beings on all of earth, Alexis Denisof, Alyson Hannigan, and their two children, Satyana Marie, and Keeva Jane. See Denisofs

The Denisof family is a real perfect family.

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