share the fruit

A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.

OMG I played share the fruit last night, I don't even know who i made out with!!

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pan-fruit

verb; to steal or pocket. It counts if the victim of the theft knows or doesn't know. This is not the kind of theft that happens when you break into a house, but when you are at a friend's of family member's house, and you take something you like.

I really liked the square pen, so I pan-fruited it. He didn't even notice.

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fruit fly

a straight person who hangs out with hella Lgbt people

“Katie is always chilling with the gay kids, is she a lesbian?”

“Nah she just a fruit fly her and John have been dating for weeks

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fruit park

A gay get together where a lot of accidental anal-rape happens from behind.

Want to come to mine for a fruit park?

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dried fruit

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

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Devil Fruit

He a cool dude, that singer rapper mf or whatever.

He think he devil fruit? He can’t even play the triangle.

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Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

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