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Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
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A flirtatious relationship that doesn’t leave the workplace; Commonly found in restaurants.
My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
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Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.
They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.
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my girlfriend, who always says she’s not hot but is actually impossibly hot. ily baby.
My girlfriend: i am the opposite of hot- so if you have another gf who’s hot, put them up there
Me: No. You’re my hot girlfriend.
The person you date after you have had your heart broken extremely badly and just date the new person to not feel lonely and get your life on track before you start dating people you’re more interested in again.
Damn Olivia broke my heart, I need a get right girlfriend.
Someone who isn’t your girlfriend but rather your friend and you tell their online friends that she’s your idk kinda girlfriend and it ruins your friendship
Aidan called Ava his idk kinda girlfriend and so they stopped being friends
One of the most common type of oversea girlfriend, typically nice and pleasant to talk to but over time they will start mentioning many things that is stereotypical of every oversea girlfriend, these include :
Telling you to give her some present or sending her money because of some """""""emergency""""""".
Mentioning marriage 10000 times and telling you that you would be a great husband.
Getting mad if you tell them that you can't give her any present or money.
Person 1 : is Ryan dating an Asian oversea girlfriend ?
Person 2: Yeah he did, and he have been spending 1000 dollar on her due to her Iphone breaking every 5 days
Person 1: suck to be him