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Gut Ripper

A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.

We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.

by sigmasuprise125 May 1, 2024


fraud gut

A woman often mistaken as pregnant, when in actuality she is simply a fatty.

Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!

Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?

Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!

by Orientxp1 January 16, 2019


Gothmog gut

When your gut looks like Gothmogs face

I thought I looked good slim, but you can see my Gothmog gut

by Wormdress April 24, 2023


Gut sex

Noun:
Gut sex; referring to the Greek God of Assholes. Formally known as Mason the Gut.

- Gut sex, anal fucking, back door creeping, pound the brown ect...

I’m going to Gut sex her sister.

by Sir Francis Tristanounomus March 17, 2018

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FUZZY-GUT

A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.

Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT

by FUPAOF FUBAR April 21, 2023


gut gut

gut gut means to put a men's dick into a a womans vagina. You use it in a way to annoy people although you wouldn't really say it while actually having sex. usually used by younder gen-Z.

normal person'' i.. like.... oh my ...... i've got to g.....g......gi.....g-''
other person''gut gut! hahahhaha''
other people ''hahhahahah''
normal person '':/''

by TheHewoGurl101 December 14, 2022


Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling

Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut

by Booger13 January 16, 2013