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Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.
Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.
The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.
My hand crotch is hurting so bad!
Similar to a "Hand Cannon." A "Hand Shannon" is a slapping move made when a boy does not do as he's told.
Man 1: "Why did you leave the Destiny game last night?"
Man 2: "I didn't do the dishes while my girl was gone, got a nice Hand Shannon last night."
Another term to describe breasts.
It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.
When a male or female is just attractive enough that you would potentially shake you're hand in the "so-so" action. This being when your hand is held out and rocked back and forth to give an "okay or mediocre" judgment rather then a strong approval or dis-approval.
When someones looks are neither good nor bad.
"What did you think of that girl you met last night at the party?" "Eh...I'd shake a hand at it."
hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.
"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."