hannah montana

A tween celebrity who looks like a monkey with make-up

Little sister: HANNAH MONTANA IS SOOO PRETTY!!
Big Sister: oh god. what are you talking about? she looks like a monkey with make-up.

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Hannah Kate

Loving cutesy dear who loves animals but loves John John more (that is a lot of love) - beautiful, cutest, sexiest love heart in the universe! Her war cry is: Neng. Best girl you can ask for :)

Hannah Kate is a loving soul like no other

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Hannah Montana

Just another damned clone produced by Bell Labs under contract to Disney. When she is all-used-up, they'll produce more to unleash on the public.

"Hannah Montana. Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you. Also, few adults know or even care that her last name is spelled with only two "n's", not three."

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Hurricane Hannah

A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.

Hurricane Hannah gets squirrely in the washboard but manages to hang on.

hannah eliton

She loves raccoons.

Hannah eliton loves raccoons. One day she’s might own a raccoon sanctuary.

Hannah Sobel

The sexiest ass one can offer. An ass that's crafted to perfection; not a heart shaped ass, nor a bubble butt, but rather a perfect in-between. An ass so beautifully crafted that to categorize it in any other way than a 'Hannah Sobel ass' would be a disservice to society.

Damn man!! That ass was out of this world! It was.. It looked like.. It was like..(becoming speechless)
Friend interjects: Hannah Sobel ass. . . It's okay bro, everyone gets like that when they first see a Hannah Sobel ass

Hannah Wantsing

The act of ripping off someone else's idea and passing it off as your own.

I'm so Hannah Wantsing that bass riff....