happy clappy

A term mainly used by older generations to describe harmless, usually religious songs, or groups of singers. Songs sung at Brownie meetings, or by nuns visiting play groups for kids, for example.
Sometimes a guitar or piano features in the proceedings.
Often a tamborine.

"Were you there when the Singin Nun came by?"
"Yeah, that was so damned happy clappy."

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happy valley

A euphemism for vagina.

Jacob: "Hey man, what did you guys do last night?"
Trevor: "I guess you could say I went down into her happy valley."

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happy in the pants

something causing an orgasm or an erection.

Those cookies made Ben Davis happy in the pants.

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happy pills

A song by weathers. Thats it.

Guy 1: I love the song happy pills!
Guy 2: cool but we were talking about physics...

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Happy Birthnight

When you wish somebody happy birthday at the last minute because you forgot her/his special day.

Al: Happy Birthnight Sweetie!
Anne: Thanks! I thought you were going to forget again.... good night Al!

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Happy Ass

An adjective to describe leaving angrily or sarcastically; getting out by strutting out; showing off your "excited to leave" posterior while you make your exit.

Me and my happy ass are out, y'all.

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happy kevin

A sexual act requiring the male or second partner eat breakfast cereal from the anus of the the female partner. Milk is required, a spoon is optional. Said to originate from some guy in Canada.

Jennifer surprised John this morning with a Happy Kevin, the breakfast of champions.

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