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A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.
Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.
A person who over values businesses that go against mainstream trends, thought and opinion. See also: Jon Passmore.
You prefer graphene businesses to tried-and-tested engineering businesses? You're such a business hipster.
A bio hipster is a consumer that is interested in sustainable and farm to table products. They prefer food to be sourced locally, creating zero waste and being delivered by zero emission vehicles. Bio hipsters are often found in Berkeley, Brooklyn and Burlington.
A Bio hipster only frequents restaurants that source meat and products from local farmers.
When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
A hipster who is prone to futurism instead of vintage. But like regular hipsters, they are still opposed to the mainstream. You can usually see them all dressed in black leather and listening to futuristic electronic music or the Tron movie soundtrack. They look like a Japanese school girl with all their cutting edge style and technology. The name is a reference to the movie as most of them live their whole life by it.
Jon: Hey see that girl all dressed in leather and driving that all black Lamborghini with LED headlights.
Bryce: Yeah mate, she just probably wishes she could live in Tron. Damn Tron hipsters.
A hipster thug is someone who transcends the normal hipster status and sets a new level of class. They are the definition of a perfect hipster.
My friend Tom put a paper clip in his glasses frames to keep them together after he lost the screw, he is a total hipster thug.
A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.